St. Patrick's Day

Will almost assuredly be pissing green out my ass tomorrow. Mazeltov

South Park Premiere!

Remember to wear your seat belt when ya poop.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/410389/im-not-gonna-fall-in

Cracked shows the way

http://www.cracked.com/article_19720_6-mind-blowing-ways-poop-created-modern-world.html

Fart Strategies

It's a good idea to fart in a bar, as no one can hear it and most people are too drunk to smell.

Randy takes a crap

For anyone who's been told they can't be the best at this or that. Never give up.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155631/randy-takes-a-crap

Chuck Berry Fart

Chuck Berry farts on a hooker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3_izsNHl-8

Ode to Poop

dirty, stinky, suspicious brown eye
how hard it is to say goodbye
launch your high seas adventure